So This happened right..
I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to..
OOOHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOODDD.
I SNORTED. DAVE SNORTED. FUCK EVERYTHING IM DONE
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself
IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
I had my sister tell me what she thought of the homestuck characters
im bringing this back because i’m laughing so hard ohmygod
(Source: frenchfriesnbowties)
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
That awkward moment when the cactus turns into a llama.
OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE HOW COULD THAT SLIP BY OMG WHAT?!
OH MY GOD
HOW?!?!
On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
(Source: vaspim)
